A. It's mold growing on a piece of fruit.
B. I don't know what it is, but it tasted just like chicken.
C. It's bacteria growing on a pin head.
A. It's a wool sweater.
B. It's a close-up of a dirty shirt collar.
C. It's a hairball that I coughed up after licking the carpet in
my living room.
A. It's just another one of the scabs in my collection.
B. It's the surface of a sugar cookie.
C. It's a tea bag.
A. It's a mushroom slice.
B. It's how I contact my home planet.
C. It's a part of a flower.
A. It's elephant skin.
B. It's a cooked potato.
C. I don't know, but it's the exact color my teeth turned
when I gave up brushing for Lent!
A. It's something I found stuck to the bottom of my car when
I drove through a field of puppies.
B. It's mold growing on a tomato.
C. It's grease on a human scalp.
A. It's a cockroach.
B. It's an ant.
C. It's what your mom looks like without make-up.
A. It's a fungus spore.
B. If you stick these deep into your eyes, you can actually
stay awake in reading class.
C. It's pollen.
A. It's the surface of a leaf.
B. It's a slime mold.
C. It's what the cafeteria ladies grind up to make the "meat".