A. It's a zit on Frosty the Snowman's butt.
B. It's the surface of a tooth.
C. It's the surface of an ice cube.
A. It's minerals from ordinary tap water.
B. It's plaque.
C. It's the worms that live happily in my large intestine.
A. It's what was left on the road when I ran over a
Teletubby.
B. It's the surface of a computer chip.
C. It's the surface of a CD.
A. It's a close-up of a peach.
B. I don't know, but I found it growing all over the house a
few days after I ate that six-pack of burritos.
C. It's beads of sweat on skin.
A. It's modern art that I made while I was in prison...er...I
mean...last summer at camp.
B. It's table salt.
C. It's baking soda.
A. It's the head of an earthworm.
B. It's the male part of a flower.
C. It's what the end of your finger will look like if you pick
your nose for more than three hours straight.
(Don't ask me how I know that!)
A. It's the ends of a hairbrush.
B. It's the female part of a flower.
C. I don't know what it is, but I found it sprouting from my back.