These aren't Useless Facts that you'll ever get in class, so enjoy them.  Say, if you can find some more,  please either give them to me in class, e-mail them to me or stuff them inside of a turkey, bake it for a four hours at 350 degrees and serve it to me with a side of mashed potatoes and that cranberry sauce that comes out of the can. (I hate the other kind.)  Oh, by the way, because there are so many of them, I have broken down the Useless Facts into five pages.  Five.  Five-ereeeno.  Fiveeramadingdong.