Tired of the sounds you've got around the house? (It's mostly just you burping anyway.)  Want to hear the sounds of class, even on the weekend?  Well, your wait is over.  Below you'll find a bunch of sound files that you can download into your computer.  If you don't know how to make Windows use a sound, please click on the button below and I'll show ya.  Just think, now I can call you a fathead every single time you start up your computer.  Ain't life grand?
Click here to find out how to make Windows use your sound files.
bye.wav
draganic.wav
fathead.wav
morning.wav
number2.wav
powerrangers.wav
school.wav
smells.wav
soup.wav
You hear this when you leave the class.
This lets you know exactly what Mr. Draganic is.
Want me to call you a fathead?  Click here.
You hear this when you come in to class.
Not number 1.
This happens to me far too much.
Sadly, this is true.
Why I don't eat in our cafeteria.
Sniff, sniff.
wallet.wav
When I fall down this happens.
glasseye.wav
fingers.wav
dissection.wav
Be nice.
Your parents aren't lawyers, are they?
Mmmm...dissection.
shut_it.wav
Want me to tell you to shut up?
circus.wav
My new job.
problem.wav
Who doesn't know this?
teaching.wav
Boy are you ever a pain.
spisak.wav
He's the boss so he can do whatever he likes.
science_teacher.wav
I feel your pain.