sounds

Tired of the sounds you've got around the house? (It's mostly just you burping anyway.) Want to hear the sounds of class on your cellphone? Well, your wait is over. Below you'll find a bunch of sound files that you can use as ring tones or download into your computer. If you don't know how to add a ring tone to your phone, just google the following phrase: "how to add your own ring tones to ****" and put the name of your phone where the **** is. Just think, every time your phone rings I can call you a fathead. Ain't life grand?

You hear this when you leave the class.

This lets you know exactly what Mr. Draganic is.

Want me to call you a fathead? Click here.

You hear this when you come in to class.

This happens to me far too much.

Sadly, this is true.

Why I don't eat in our cafeteria.

When I fall down this happens.

Your parents aren't lawyers, are they?

Want me to tell you to shut up?

Who doesn't know this?

Boy are you ever a pain.

He's the boss so he can do whatever he likes.